Da Patch

[mikeb]

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, two good 'ol cajun men, were driving down the road one day, happily drinking from their

six-pack of beer.  Boudreaux looks up and says, "Look down dere, Thibodeaux. Dat be da po-leece roadblock. Dem po-leece is gonna catch us drankin'."

 

"Naw sha, dey won't. Do jus what I tole you to do," Thibodeaux warns.  "Chug dat beer, pull off dat label, and stick da bottle under da seat. Den you stick dat label on yo forehead."

 

Boudreaux does exactly as Thibodeaux tells him. They slow down and stop at the roadblock. The policeman walks up to the car, sees the beer labels stuck on their foreheads and asks, "You boys been drinking?"

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"No sur," Thibodeaux declares. "We on de patch!"