another joke

[95 Silverado]

A man rushes into a veterinarians office and lays a dog on the doctor's table, he immediately asks the vet to check the dog. The doctor looks the dog over, checks a few things, and says "I'm sorry sir, but this dog is dead"

   The man very defiantly asks the doctor "how can you be sure, you didn't do any tests or anything. I don't believe you, I want a second opinion" he shouts.

    The doctor replies  "I really don't think that will be necessary"

    The man screams even louder and insists he wants more proof.

    The doctor replies calmly " well if you insist" and he walks into an adjoining room, he returns with a black labrador on a leash, it puts it's front paws up on the table, sniffs the dog once or twice, and drops back to the floor, the doctor leads it back into the adjoining room.

   Almost immediately he returns with a cat, he places it on the table near the dog. It walks by the dog, looks at it a bit, and returns to the doctor, he promptly picks it up and returns it to the other room. When he returns, he tells the man again, "sir, your dog is dead"

   The man, having calmed down a bit, doesn't argue this time, and asks the doctor what he owes him for his time.

   The doctor replies "that will be $600"

   The man, once again surprised, says "you've got to be kidding!"

    The doctor explains "If you would have listened to me it would have been $20, but with the Lab work, and  the Catscan it's $600"   :0

[gandolphxx]

LMAO