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Advice for interacting with "Rednecks"


General Lee 01

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Due to some mis-understandings between some of the US' Regional cultures, the US Department of Ethnic groups has issued a couple of tips for interacting with us Rednecks, I will be a good samaritan and pass them on. :D

 

 

 

 

1. Trailer-homes aren't much to look at, but hey, they're livable. You think a trailer park is bad? Why don't you go down to the Motel 6 down the road, where some folks live there on a monthly basis. By the way, they're really called "Mobile Homes", if you insult mine, be ready for a can of whoop-assto be opened upon you.

 

 

 

2. We drive trucks with 6" lifts, and 36"-40" tires. Why? Because we like them and need them for what we intend to use them for. We're not compensating for anything, just ask your wife. :D

 

 

3. We may not be the most literate guys on the planet, but we know what we talk about. You can't understand whatwe say? Good. Our plan is working.

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