Haven't seen this one before.

[BlueRado]

Subject: Answering machine at the mental health

institute

 

 

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

 

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

 

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press

2 for you.

 

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5,

and 6.

 

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what

you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

 

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be

transferred to the mother ship.

 

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a

small voice will tell you which number to press.

 

If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which

number you press, no one will answer.

 

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

 

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with

the pound key until a representative comes on the line.

 

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name,

address, telephone number, date of birth, social security

number, and your mother's maiden name.

 

If you have post-traumatic stress disorder,

s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0 0.

 

If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a

message after the beep or before the beep

or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

 

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you

have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have

short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term

memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term

memory loss, press 9.

[Dkalvin]

Subject: Answering machine at the mental health

institute

 

 

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."

 

 

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

 Now that is just plain mean!!  :thumb: