New Year's Resolutions

Firetiger(MN) · January 1, 2003

The new year is upon us, and I was wondering if anybody is considering a resolution?

sduquette · January 1, 2003

I think I'm going to be an adult this year, that, and maybe try to whack it less than 1-2 times a day

Shaners · January 1, 2003

I'd love to quit smoking... Will I be able to? Probably not...

I am going to try to keep it at 1/2 pack/day or less though. My house, camper and van are all "smoke-free", but the truck has been smoked in...

General Lee 01 · January 1, 2003

The resolutions thing doesn't work out for me. I quit trying 5 years ago.

If you want me to change, too bad.

elboberino · January 1, 2003

Well, every year I tell myself to do something that will better myself. I don't want to make a resolution about it because I know it will only last for a few days anyways. Instead, I have decided to make resolutions that will probably be bad for me.

1. I am definitely going to speed more: I have a new radar detector and just got some brand new BFG ATs so I gotta break them in. I also got to borrow my buddy's Hypertech Programmer and I switched everything up so I go faster.

2. Quit trying to eat healthy: Since I am going back to college, I guess it doesn't matter how many meals of ramen I have a day. I ended up losing about 15 lbs on the ramen diet my freshman year. Unfortunately Boulder, CO doesn't have a Jack in the Box so I'll have to get it shipped to me so I can enjoy all delicious 80 grams of fat in a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger.

3. Quit being the nice guy: I don't know why, but girls always say that I am too nice to date....WHAT THE F**K I figure, if I am more of an a$$, then I can get more dates (hey, it works for some people).

4. Last but not least, I am definitely going to try and piss off as many Furd people as possible: I've already had to pull one F150 out of the snow this year and I gave him soooo much crap about it. Oh, and I can't forget to piss off the Dodge people too...

Well, that's the 4 "resolutions" that I could come up with this year as the ball started to drop. I hope I stick to them more than a couple of days......but hey, at least mine are realistic. Cheers

Bob

MadFish · January 1, 2003

Im going to try and stop drinking. Its gotten me into a lot of trouble in the past year. Or well, maybe drink less then I do. Im also going to try and take better care of myself.

Elwood · January 1, 2003

The only resolution I've ever kept I made 4 or 5 years ago. It was..... I will not make anymore New Year's Resolutions.

They never work, so I just quit becoming one the many people who make these things and then feel bad later because they don't keep them.

Kansas Kid · January 1, 2003

I normally don't make any resolutions, but I did come up with one this year. I am going to gain 20 more pounds by the start of summer. Not exactly a common thing people try to do, but oh well.

General Lee 01 · January 1, 2003

2. Quit trying to eat healthy: Since I am going back to college, I guess it doesn't matter how many meals of ramen I have a day. I ended up losing about 15 lbs on the ramen diet my freshman year. Unfortunately Boulder, CO doesn't have a Jack in the Box so I'll have to get it shipped to me so I can enjoy all delicious 80 grams of fat in a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger.

And.....

I normally don't make any resolutions, but I did come up with one this year. I am going to gain 20 more pounds by the start of summer. Not exactly a common thing people try to do, but oh well.

Is 2003 "the year of the fatass" or something? J\K

Kansas Kid · January 2, 2003

Alright General, how about I say I am going to add 20lbs of muscle before the start of the summer? That sound a bit better?

General Lee 01 · January 2, 2003

Whatever you say, fatass.

Shadowfax · January 2, 2003

My goal is to lose 30 lbs this year before march. Only resolution I made and Im going to stick to it.

MiSdIrEcTeD_1 · January 2, 2003

I think I'm going to be an adult this year, that, and maybe try to whack it less than 1-2 times a day

I need to quit drinking as often as I do, and cut back on wasting money... (those kinda go together)

And hopefully Ill do great in flight school (starting in a few months). I have 4 months to get responsible!!! lol... I need to find a decent girl to keep me in line!!!

January 2, 2003

I'm gonna go to the gym more and drink less.

I gotta stop drinking during the week anyway. I spend way too much money on booze. If I can do these two, then the 25 lbs that I need to lose will take care of itself.

On Friday and Saturday only!