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A guy walks into a bar and sees a huge jar full of twenty dollar bills. He asks what the jar full of money is for. The bartender tells him it's the kitty for an ongoing bar bet that no one has won yet. The guy asks what the bet is and the bartender says "see that big guy down at the end of the bar? You have to knock him off his barstool in one punch" the guy says that's not too hard. The bartender tells him there's more. He says there's a big mean dog out back the needs a tooth pulled and no vet in town will get near him and finally that there's a 75 year old woman upstairs that hasn't had sex in over 15 years. So the guy is tempted since there's quite a bit of money in the jar, but thinks better of it.

After a few drinks, however, he gives the bartender his twenty bucks for the kitty. He goes over and slugs the big guy in the face. The guy flies off the stool and is out like a light. He then goes out the back door. The whole bar listens to the sounds of the dog snarling and the sounds of a serious tussle between man and beast. The guy comes back through the door with a triumphant look on his face and his clothes torn and bloodied. He then asks the bartender, "okay where's the old lady that needs a tooth pulled?"

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