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I just read that letter from that soldier that got killed and it reminded me of something that happened saturday that really jerked my chain. A buddy of mine brought one of his hoochies to the horse races. The national anthem started playing and like every other good southerner we took off our hats and sang along(was a misty eyed experience for many, myself included). The little ho did not even get out of her seat, then looked around at everyone like we were a bunch of stupid rednecks. I hate people like that!!

 

Should have bltch slapped her! My buddy was not there and I told him about it, he gonna dump her now, ha ho! Wont be riding in that caddy anymore, with your funky northern bucktoothed,  I dont drink Bud Light I drink Miller Lite a$$. I only offered her a beer to get her drunk and watch her make a fool of herself. My beer aint good enough?

 

Dont know why I posted it here, just felt the need.

 

There is no moral to the story. But if you hear the anthem playing and you dont stand up and sing. I might not be as sober next time and I may be sitting behind you, so take yer dam hat off.

 

I know most if not all of you guys are patriotic, if not even military.So this is not directed at anyone in particular.

 

I feel better now.  :jester:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:  :crackup:

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Dear Civilians,

 

We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

 

For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas we would like your assistance:

 

1) The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem . kick their ass.

 

2) When you witness firsthand someone burning the American Flag in protest... kick their ass.

 

3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

 

4) (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDU's), telling others that you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay if you were still seven. Now, it will only makes you look stupid and could get your ass kicked.

 

5) Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass kicking (children are exempt).

 

6) If you witness someone calling the U.S. Coast Guard nonmilitary, inform them of their mistake...and kick their ass.

 

7) Roseanne Barr's singing of the National Anthem is not a blooper...it was a disgrace and disrespectful. Laugh, and sooner or later your ass will be kicked.

 

8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your ass feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

 

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

 

10) Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans and we all bleed the same regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command, is to include our commander in Chief. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of our own personal political party.

 

We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives" meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.

 

11) "Your mama wears combat boots" never made sense to me ... stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!

 

12) Bin Laden and the Taliban are not communists, so stop saying "Let's go kill those Commie's!!!" And stop asking us where he is!!!! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me ... if you see anyone calling those psychic phone numbers; let me know, so I can go kick their ass.

 

13) Flyboy (Air Force), Jar Head (Marines), Grunt (Army), Squid (Navy) etc, are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

 

14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

 

It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.

 

It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

 

It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.

 

It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

 

(Authored by

Father Dennis Edward O'Brien, Sergeant, USMC

(Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your ass!)

Wingnut Senior Enthusiast

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9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

Amen to that.

MarkD Senior Enthusiast

MarkD

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3) Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these Veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these Veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a Disabled Veteran kicks their ass.

 

8) Next time Old Glory (U.S. flag) prances by during a parade, get on your ass feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her...of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass kicking.

 

9) What Jane Fonda did during the Vietnam War makes her the enemy. The proper word to describe her is "traitor." Just mention her nomination for "Woman of the Year" and get your ass kicked.

14) Last but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of sailors and troops far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.

 

It is the soldier, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the press.

 

It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.

 

It is the soldier, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.

 

It is the soldier who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.

D@mn Skippy! :jester:

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