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What do you call your truck?


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Sometime I call it Dolly because my knocks are bigger than Dollies knockers.

 

Other times when it does not knock I call it mystery.

 

Then when I make my payment I call it the F&^&^*ing expensive thing.

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My mom calls mine "Sumo" because no one in my family has ever had a vehicle as big as a 1500 (not HD).  She renamed it the "Exxon Valdez" after a mishap with several quarts of oil in the driveway.

My friend calls it "that big hunk of steel" parked behind the building.

I call it "My Toy" (that's what the hitch cover says) or just "truck".  I always refer to my vehicles as she or her, because no one is allowed to do anything to them except me.

 

When it's broken or not cooperating with a mod, it changes to "piece of $*** freakin truck" or "g*****m pain in my a$$ truck" ... everyone always wonders who I'm saying that to.

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I call mine the Black Beast.  I've been told that it's not good to name things like this.  It means you are getting too attached.  I hunt a lot, and we name some of the turkeys we've been trying to get for years, and the general consensus is that if you name a bird, you're way too involved and prolly won't harvest it ;)  Who knows, maybe they're right
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I call mine the "Black Dog" because the day I drove it home, the first song to come on the radio was.... you guessed it.

Mike

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"Hoe", Garden or Street? The White truck works or "Your Jimmy" since my GMC is slightly older (1952). Male truck for sure since it does have balls!

 

Have a great one!

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We call the Fiance's extended cab long bed the "long truck"  & my reg cab short bed the "short truck"...  So do you want to take the Long Truck or the Short Truck today?

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