JOTD: Shanghai...

By Bad Bowtie2
January 28, 2016 in The Off-Topic Bar

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Bad Bowtie2

Posted January 28, 2016

There was this Chinese girl at a travel agency when I was visiting in Shanghai, China. I asked her if she could escort me for a city tour later that night. She agreed and so I asked her for her phone number. This way I could call her and make the necessary arrangements.

She got very excited and said, "sex, sex, sex, wan free sex for tonight".

WOW!! I'm guessing this is how Chinese women express their hospitality!!!

But then my friend interpreted it for me. He told me what she had really said was "6-6-6-13-6-429".

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