true story

96Z71asskicker · July 13, 2003

KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual headline)

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> Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and

> while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

> Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up

> and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One

> customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked

> over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked

> very strange. He asked her if she was okay and Lisa replied that she'd

> been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for

> over an hour.

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> The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors

> wer! e locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they

> finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back

> of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat,

> making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit

> her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it

> was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially

> passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over

> an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

> Lisa is blonde

greyghost03 · July 13, 2003

> Lisa is blonde

Go figure! LMAO

Kania2k1 · July 14, 2003

Actually, there is/was a show on TLC or the Discovery channel that did a test of this story. An I think it could actually happen, but the biscuits would have to be in the car for like 3 hours in 100+ temps. So I guess it is POSSIBLE, but ver unlikely this is true. But funny, I'll give ya that!