Foreplay

[MarkD]

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and

watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward

a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball

hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his

hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and

proceeded to roll around in agony.

 

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately

began to apologize."Please allow me to help. I'm a

physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain

if you'd allow me."

 

"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,"

the man replied, still in pain, in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands together in his groin.

 

But she persisted, and he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to his

sides, loosened his pants, and put her

hands inside. She began to massage him.

 

"How does that feel?"

 

"It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

[96Z71asskicker]

 

[R Dogg 56]

 

[greyghost03]

LMAO

[TROYROBO]

 

[99-2door]

I used to date a chick that was in school to be a PT. She could give some hella massages......even the x-rated ones

[k1500chevy97]

Geeez