"Get Joe to Florida" fund

[firecadet613]

Well here's the scoop, I'm sure everyone remembers the "save the ryan" fund that was tax deductable, well I'm pretty sure this one is too.  I need to get to Florida, but the airline's frequent flier mile free seats are all booked up.  If anyone has any ideas/funding options that would be great.  I need to get to Florida because a girl (extremely hot) who really likes me is spending two weeks at her parents beach condo, and wants me to come for a weekend.  Her dads 2001 porsche is there also.  I mean add it all up

 

Hot Blonde

    +

really likes Joe

    +

Beach Condo

    +

No Parents

    +

2001 Porsche

     =

Joe needs to get to Florida.

 

Any help would be greatly appriciated.

 

Joe

[chevy4x4trucks]

C'mon DigUboobs (We didn't forget about that name while you were gone) this sounds like a job for you.

 

Joe, I'll go in your place  Just change the e to an n and you've got Jon, she'll never know the difference.

 

Must I post the pic of her so we can all see what your after?

[chane]

Chicago to Florida...  Hot babe..

 

You could drive that!  

[bassdog]

How much for the tickets? I'll send ya $5 if you post a picture of her  

[RyanbabZ71]

remembers the "save the ryan" fund

 

Yes i remember that fund.  It is still going

 

Please call 1-800-sav-ryan

 

you can help a young starving college kid eat and buy stuff for his truck

 

Lines are open 24 hrs a day 7 days a wk

 

HAHHA

 

[Jpshostr]

Dude, don't be looking at me, I gotta get some of that for myself first!

[Jpshostr]

Joe, something just amazing happened this afternoon.  I got back and there was this message from some girl, said she was in FL at the moment and was kind of bored.  Said this loser guy, named Joseph, Joe, Jackass, Dip####, I don't know which one, she had so many names for the guy I couldn't keep them straight, well anyway this guy wouldn't come down.  Would I come in his place?

 

I'll send pictures.  

[antig24]

lol

[gandolphxx]

Oh to be young and broke again - on second thought I would rather be young and rich

[firecadet613]

Hmmm...As of now I see no donations or contributions of any sort to the "Get Joe to Florida" fund except for everyone's 2 cents.  Two cents is not welcome!!!   :angry:   We need major contributions here at the "Get Joe to Florida" fund.  And for those of you wise crackers, she is not in Florida yet.

 

I'm going to Indy for the weekend and when I return I expect to see many large contributions to the aformentioned fund.

 

Thank you,

 

Joe

President "Get Joe to Florida" fund

[pacodiablo]

don't send jon, he is bad and evil and she will hate you forever!  

 

what you need to do is steal jon's truck, and some gas money, and your set!  

[sincityZ71]

Sorry Joe, I'd love to help out a friend getting a hot babe, but I am selfish and must worry about myself first, there are a couple of hot brunettes that I really like, so hopefully one of them will work out, just have to choose which one to ask out first...ahhh...decisions, decisions...        :inlove:

[Jpshostr]

, there are a couple of hot brunettes that I really like, so hopefully one of them will work out, just have to choose which one to ask out first...ahhh...decisions,

Buddy, those chicks in those magazines don't count.

[sincityZ71]

Buddy, those chicks in those magazines don't count.

haha...very funny Jp.    

 

Actually one is in my Constitutional Law class the other is a hostess at a local resturant I eat lunch at all the time (hmm...wonder why...).

[pacodiablo]

jp, HE LIVES IN VEGAS!  there are many women there, and some of them aren't prostitutes!  j/k