That was real smart...

pacodiablo · February 17, 2004

When the roads are covered in ice, you slow down. Why do people seem to forget this?

This morning this guy slid off the road into a lake doing 60 MPH in his Tacoma. He was able to swin to shore, but it took them a while to find the truck and pull it out.

Moral of the story...slow the f**k down when there is ice everywhere.

tmf6902 · February 17, 2004

I know what you mean. Down here in FL, we get something like 6 feet of rain a year....last april we got 14 inches in 4 hours, it was just a d**n thunderstorm...but people still drive like a-holes. You should see the beltway around DC, when it snows....snow = yuppies in "4 wheel drive" lexus doing 75 = ditch

99Silver6.0 · February 17, 2004

When the roads are covered in ice, you slow down. Why do people seem to forget this?

This morning this guy slid off the road into a lake doing 60 MPH in his Tacoma. He was able to swin to shore, but it took them a while to find the truck and pull it out.

Moral of the story...slow the f**k down when there is ice everywhere.

"But my car has full-time 4 weel drive. That makes it OK." Thats the way it is around here. Most of the people in ditches are Jeep Cherokees or Burbans etc.. Go figure.

MCourson · February 17, 2004

....snow = yuppies in "4 wheel drive" lexus doing 75 = ditch

Wingnut · February 17, 2004

snow = yuppies in "4 wheel drive" lexus doing 75 = ditch

Yuppie in Lexus in ditch.

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Wingnut

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Towstrap

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I slow down enough to see inside.....and

1.) If Yuppie is attractive female:

She gets a date with her "strapping" hero.

2.) If Yuppie is of any other variety:

I keep driving.

GM GIMP · February 17, 2004

Some people around the Memphis ares here seem

to speed-up in the snow & ice.

I have no idea what they're thinking!

MCourson · February 17, 2004

She gets a date with her "strapping" hero.

It seems that about half the puns I have ever heard in my life have come from this guy right here.

tmf6902 · February 17, 2004

snow = yuppies in "4 wheel drive" lexus doing 75 = ditch

Yuppie in Lexus in ditch.

+

Wingnut

+

Towstrap

=

I slow down enough to see inside.....and

1.) If Yuppie is attractive female:

She gets a date with her "strapping" hero.

2.) If Yuppie is of any other variety:

I keep driving.

If you stop does that mean you get you "Strap On"?????? Sorry couldn't resist

pacodiablo · February 17, 2004

If you stop does that mean you get you "Strap On"?????? Sorry couldn't resist

LMAO!!!

Wingnut · February 17, 2004

Good one.

Most yuppies don't carry those around, the bridge club might see it in their purse.

If she whips one out, I would "strap" it to her a$$, and put her back in the ditch where she belongs

k1500chevy97 · February 17, 2004

If you stop does that mean you get you "Strap On"?????? Sorry couldn't resist

LMAO!!!

GM GIMP · February 18, 2004

Good one.

Most yuppies don't carry those around, the bridge club might see it in their purse.

If she whips one out, I would "strap" it to her a$$, and put her back in the ditch where she belongs

Do they have them in size 44?

Wingnut · February 18, 2004

44" long, double headed, vibrating, and waterproof.

That's what I'm told anyway.....

GM GIMP · February 18, 2004

Did we steal Paco's thread again?

SnakeEyeSS · February 18, 2004

I know what you mean. Down here in FL, we get something like 6 feet of rain a year....last april we got 14 inches in 4 hours, it was just a d**n thunderstorm...but people still drive like a-holes. You should see the beltway around DC, when it snows....snow = yuppies in "4 wheel drive" lexus doing 75 = ditch

your complaining? I see it as getting them out of the way