IS IT JUST ME..?

citydriver · March 29, 2004

I don't know if its because I'm gettin older,or if I'm just paying more attention to it

But yesterday my wife and I went to my 13yr old stepson's play at the middle school he attends...after the play every1 hangs out in the hall to congratulate the kids in the play...Well any how,I was just people watching when I noticed this really hot young lady(or so I thought)..turns out that she was the older sister of 1 of my son's freinds..the problem is SHE WAS ONLY 1yr OLDER 14

OMG!!!!!!!! I thought to myself... when I was 14 did the girls in my class look like her..was I blind or just too stupid to notice

Am I turning in2 a DIRTY OLD MAN???? I appreciate HOT WOMEN as much as the next guy,BUT I spent the rest of the day trying to wash my mind out w/soap.

Anyhow,as I creep closer to my 40th b-day I've vowed to send, every 1 of my freinds w/a daughter,a SYMPATHY CARD when the girls hit their teens.

LikeaRock14 · March 29, 2004

Dirty old man

I'm 16, I can "honestly" look at them and not have to worry

Something to look into:

My friend Jordan has this sign in his room says Im not a dirty old man, just a sexy senior citizen"

I'll look for another for ya

rhilton · March 29, 2004

haha you rock man. I guess me being 22 it doesn't help by saying "If they're hot, it's ok to look, just not touch!" But hey it still sounds dirty the way I say it. haha.

I've noticed more and more that those hot girls are dang 13 and 14.

I was down at the strip in Myrtle Beach the other day, and my friend said "Woah check out the tail on that cat" and I was like "ok yeah it's pretty nice" and he threw her some beads. haha. ok maybe no beads, but he asked her hold old she was and she said "if you're a cop, I'm 18" who the hell says that? He said he wasn't a cop, and I just gunned it. We don't need no jailbait on our records when we get pulled over by a cop.

But just wanted to add to your little post.

citydriver · March 29, 2004

I'm 16, I can "honestly" look at them and not have to worry

d**n,sometimes I wish I could go back there,BUT then sometimes I wonder HOW THE HE11 I MADE IT THIS FAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If they're hot, it's ok to look, just not touch!" But hey it still sounds dirty the way I say it.

I think I can go to jail 4 just lookin...at least thats the way I need to look at it to stay outa jail

citydriver · March 29, 2004

Here'somethin else I've wondered about....

WHY THE HE11 doesnt CORN break down in your stomach the way other foods do?

I THINK I"M LOSIN IT

99silveradoz71 · March 29, 2004

For my major "back in the day", I studied athletic training, which meant I worked assorted sporting events. I chose to work with my high school football team, and let me just say, I went to those games, looked in the stands, and though, "They didn't make them like that when I was in school"...Hormones in the milk someone told me. I will say that it seems like 80% of what's 13-18 nowadays would be "top shelf" back when I was in school. It's almost like it seems that there wasn't the pressure to look good back then. I'm sure there was, but nowadays it seems like every girl and her sister apparently has gotten the "Be like Britney" kit.

ugeesta · March 29, 2004

I would recommend renting "American Beauty" from teh video store.

blue2kzr2 · March 29, 2004

I'm only 23, almost 24, and even I get the "why didn't they come like that when I was in HS" complex. Yeah, things have changed even in the last 6-8 years.

rhilton · March 29, 2004

must be those hormones

antig24 · March 29, 2004

Whatever it is, I'm not complaining, it's great to be 16....

rhilton · March 30, 2004

Well you may have hot girls, but us old folks can buy beer. And beer makes any girl hot (after enough times anyway).

pacodiablo · March 30, 2004

Well you may have hot girls, but us old folks can buy beer. And beer makes any girl hot (after enough times anyway).

Dude, you're 22, you're not old yet.

rhilton · March 30, 2004

Dude, you're 22, you're not old yet.

haha you got me. Give me another 30 years and I'll be old. Sorry if I offended anyone.

LikeaRock14 · March 30, 2004

Hey I can get beer, just not legally

Remember: "It's not illegal until you're caught"

citydriver · March 30, 2004

And beer makes any girl hot (after enough times anyway).

It's when the beer dont help,is when youre in trouble

to add to my original post,it finally warmed up here in western NY..hit 70F..any how alot of the the girls were in shorts..as i was driving my rig down the street a co-worker was in another truck followin me to the plant...my C.B. wakes up and the other driver yells..d**n,GREASEMONKEY DID YOU SEE THE HOT CHICK PUSHIN THE BABY CARRIAGE...I replied Yeah, I saw her ,but 15 will get ya 20

THIS GETTIN OLD CRAP IS A DRAG...... sometimes