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One night this guy comes rushing into the local bar and tells the bartender

"Quick, give me 3 beers before you hear the bad news!"

 

The bartender gives him the beers, and the guy chugs 'em and says

"Quick, give me more 3 beers before you hear the bad news!"

 

The bartender gets a puzzled look on his face, but gives the guy the beers, who in turn chugs 'em and says

"Quick, give me 3 more beers before you hear the bad news!"

 

The bartender complies, albeit slowly, and when the guy chugs 'em he asks him

"What is the bad news you've been talking about?"

 

The guy jumps up and yells

''I don't have any money!"

  • 3 weeks later...

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