How lame of a pick up are you?

[LikeaRock14]

How lame of a pick up are you...

 

"I think sitcoms have the best pickup lines, and I use them

 

Baby, your legs must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all day"

 

Sadly, it may vbecome the truth in the far future...

[Wingnut]

"HI, MY NAME IS POGO, WOULD YOU LIKE TO JUMP ON MY STICK?"

[tmf6902]

I guess I am a little to blunt.....it's a wonder I'm married. I'm

 

 

 

"So, you wanna screw"

[elboberino]

I like mine, its a classic:

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

[frdfandc]

Hold my hammer while I nail you.

[rhilton]

nice legs, what time do they open?

[Cool Zr2]

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

[The SPEEDY]

I guess I am a little to blunt.....it's a wonder I'm married. I'm

 

 

 

"So, you wanna screw"

I'm pretty blunt too

 

The other day I was talking to this girl on this here interweb, she asked me if I had any questions for her. I said, "lets go bone."

[ctfan]

These might work

 

The word of the day is legs, lets go spread the word

You must be my drill sergent cause youve got my private standing at full attention