Wedding Test

[muddog]

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to

get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends

encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing

bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My prospective

sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight miniskirts and low cut

blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I got many a

pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did

it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked

me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I

arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had

feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not

really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me

just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I

was in total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going

upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up

and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go

up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and

threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then I

turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and

stepped out of the house and walked straight toward my car. My future

father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me

and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We

could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

 

The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, I think I saw that before or something close, but still a classic.

[PELICAN]

yep that is a good one

[The SPEEDY]

It's an oldy, but I'm still ROTFLMAO

[Truckman031]

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