Fantasy Football?? Try fantasy romance..

[Zane]

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.

Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes

and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's

the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

You make the bed (+1)

You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the snow (+8)

But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

You pummel it with a 6-iron (+10)

It's her pet (-10)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

You stay by her side the entire party (0)

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college

buddy (-2) Named Tiffany (-4) Tiffany is a dancer (-6)

HER BIRTHDAY

You take her out to dinner (0)

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted

the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

You take her to a movie (+2)

You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

You take her to a movie you like (-2)

It's called Death cop 3 (-3)

You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)

You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy

Hawaiian shirts (-30) You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too."

(-8000)

ENJOY THE E BIG QUESTION

She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]

You hesitate in responding (-10) You reply, "Where?" (-35) Any other

response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

[When she wants to talk about a problem] You listen,displaying what

looks like a concerned _ex-pression (0) You listen, for over 30 minutes

(+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV

(+500) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-1000)

[tmf6902]

Seems pretty accurate to me

[silverado man]

Sounds like the same to me too.

[NOS#9BIGMAC]

 

but so true. how many points if I let her drive my truck. So far NO one but me drives my baby ahem I mean truck