Weather alert!

[99Silver6.0]

WEATHER ALERT....

 

The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Ivan and Jeanne.

 

The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly unpredictable. Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United States that we have experienced in four years.

 

They are naming this one Hurricane Kerry. Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by standing beside a Bush.

 

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[R Dogg 56]

Got that in an email today from my dad. Funny stuff.

[MCourson]

If it somehow finds its way to the mainland...

 

My guess is it is just going to make circles and go back and forth until it reaches the cold waters.

[carneyman]

I think we might have another one comin...damn hurricanes!