Is that a booger or a chocolate chip?

[nitecrawler]

Last nite after the bar my girlfriend was talking into the "big, white, porcelain" telephone. I stood their and made sure the seat didn't fall on her head. While she was resting I walked back into the living room and in the process stepped on a half-eaten chocolate chip cookie. I picked up the cookie and carried it into the bathroom. As she was resting her head on the rim of the crapper, I showed her my discovery and threw it in the garbage next to the toilet. She picked it out of garbage, said "Oh I was looking for that" and took a bite. She then handed the rest cookie to me as if she was going to share this tasty, but tainted, morsel. Who does that? I mean the cookie went from being under my foot to the garbage. I reminded her of the incident this morning and her response was "Yes I remember that, thank you very much" in a snooty attitude as if she did nothing wrong and this is coming for a woman who thinks Steak-Ums are gross. Am I wrong to think she is goofy for eating the rest of that cookie?

[Metz Motorsports]

I have no other comment other than: THATS FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!

[fastdrvr23]

I guess it's good that she was trying to share?? LOL

[General Lee 01]

Goofy would be an understatement. :-D

 

 

Wierd, gross, and friggin Hilarious story. I like it!

[budhayes3]

Good stuff man...don't think I'll be eating choc chip cookies for a while due to the visual...ah who am I kidding I'm eating one right now!

[nitecrawler]

Not only are booger filled tissues in that garbage but it's my spittoon. There must be at least a good half-a-tin of used Kodiak in their right now. Not to mention the used prophaclatics..................

 

Oh and I almost forgot, CoolZR2 has spent a few nights over at my place so I'm sure there are a few "crunchy" tissues in there that the CSI team could get some good DNA evidence from.

[99silveradoz71]

A varitable cornacopia of flavors

[ToeJam]

You are not wrong, but that isn't the point. If you want to get laid again, drop the subject and don't bring it up again until she tries to embarrass you in front of your friends. Then it's your "get out of jail free" card. All you have to say is:

 

"Oh yea, should I tell them about the cookie"

 

....and you're golden....

[OnBelay]

Jeff Foxworthy could get a lot of use from this...

 

*you hold the toilet seat to keep your girlfriend from getting hit in the head

 

*You walk in the living room and step on a half eaten cookie

 

*You take it all the way back into the bathroom to throw it away

 

*You show it to her before throwing it away

 

*She eats it anyway

 

*Comparing a stepped on cookie to SteakUmms ever comes up in an internet post

 

*Somebody else tells you to use the entire incident as a way to get a little...

 

 

Now I'M the one lmfao

[TROYROBO]

 

[SlamminL5s]

LOL!