Newbie Dewbie Dew!

DigUout · January 22, 2002

From AWOL to 2000 in a shade under a month. Newbie's back!! Congrats on your 2000 posts, especially the 6 that contained relevant, usefull information. Three more like that and we'll be tied. All hail the S.C.O.L.S.T.!!! -

NewbieZ71 · January 22, 2002

As I read this I am in full dress uniform standing out on my balcony firing my handgun into the air (all Supreme Commanders do this...its part of Supreme Commanding)..while absorbing the waves of chants from the large, growing crowd of minions below.....NEW-BIE! NEW-BIE! NEW-BIE!! SU-PREME! SU-PREME! Then they all start yelling "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!!!"

Coulda happened.

Jpshostr · January 22, 2002

Coulda happened.

But it didn't.

NewbieZ71 · January 22, 2002

Then, like lightning...a sharp "CRACK" is heard from the back of the crowd...a vehicle backfiring? Maybe...but there arent any Fords parked in the area.....could it be somebody shooting at Supreme Commander Newbie? Yes! It is.....realizing the danger, Commander Newbies protective detail jumps into action....lead by Special Agent Paco, the team swings into action.....moving like a well oiled machine the team covers the Supreme Commander and begins evacuation....the Counter Attack Team begins searching the crowd for the would-be assassin.....toward the back of the crowd....a young fellow....funny looking hair...blond in the front...brown towards the back (could it be really bad highlights Agent Paco thinks?)..he carrys a sign and appears to place an automatic weapon back underneath his trench coat...as he begins to run he begins to roll up the sign he was holding up...Special Agent Paco can only catch a glimpse of the center portion of the writing as it is rolled........."llsizechevy.c"........on the second line...."rules!!" As the traitor begins to run the protective detail's many years of training kicks in...evacuate...evacuate the man...get him back to full coverage at the house.....Counter attack is now taking hold....as the obviously deranged boy turns the corner at full speed... a red pickup truck in spotless and blindingly brilliant condition comes out of nowhere...obviously professionally driven by someone who belongs at Daytona comes up behind the running assassin and barely clips his left heel with the trucks front bumper (which itself is in spotless and blindingly brilliant condition). The boy falls unhurt to the ground....as the Counter Attack Team reaches him he places his head face down in the dirt knowing that the gig was up. "Son, one of the agents says,......you tried to kill SC Newbie...thats not good......you will pay.......and son?........whats the deal with your hair????

coulda happened too.

Shaners · January 22, 2002

Congrats Newbie...

chevy4x4trucks · January 22, 2002

Phew, they only caught the one shooter, I managed to get away unharmed.

Congrats Newbie.

colosilverado · January 22, 2002

Oh, but little did Newbie know that Special Agent paco is a double agent working for the forces of evil and has slipped Newbie a mickey in his adult beverage. That's right Newbie....fight it....it'll only make the drugs work faster, paco says. Soon, I will sneak you out to my waiting _ord and take you to the secret lair where the evil ones await your arrival.

DigUout · January 22, 2002

Glad to see all of that Mod power hasn't gone to your head Newbie! -

NewbieZ71 · January 22, 2002

tired..NO! .must stay awake.....tired.....sleep.....NO!...stay awake.....awake.....sleep......sleep.........I'm melting..melting.......theres no place like forum..no place like forum.....no place like foru.......zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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siume99 · January 22, 2002

HEY WAKE UP!!!!!! Congrats Newbie. (now you can go back to your slumber)

That brings up a quick question. If there were still bears in the midwest, would they have hibernated this winter? (ps I will not accept any Chicago Bears related answers )

chevy4x4trucks · January 22, 2002

HEY WAKE UP!!!!!! Congrats Newbie. (now you can go back to your slumber)

That brings up a quick question. If there were still bears in the midwest, would they have hibernated this winter? (ps I will not accept any Chicago Bears related answers )

I don't know, I'll go check. If I'm not back in two hours assume the worst and transfer my post count to Supreme Commander Newbie.

colosilverado · January 22, 2002

As the _ord arrives at the secret lair carrying S.C.O.L.S.T., a large crowd of hooded men wearing t-shirts with the slogan, " All of your GMC are belong to bunny" gather around the galant, beseiged leader. They quickly revive S.C.O.L.S.T. by splashing him with cold water and begin the interrogtation aimed at finding out how they can overtake the GM-TC forums. At first, S.C.O.L.S.T bravely resists their questioning. Seeing that their efforts are not producing the results they desire, it is decided to step up the efforts by forcing the heroic leader to stare at a picture of a woman on the back of a pickup. This is not just ANY picture, mind you, but a picture that is bound to make even the mightiest of men crumble.

Will our beloved leader succumb to this gruesome torture which would enable the forces of the UBF( United Bunny Front) to rule the GM-TC forum?

MountaineerTom · January 22, 2002

LOL. Congrats Newbie.

pacodiablo · January 22, 2002

wtf is up with this?? when did i become some secret persons? o well, ill never understand u chevy peoples

Stepside Z · January 22, 2002

Congrats Newbie on the 2K mark.

Now as I sit here considering the playful banter between Newbie and Paco I have a couple of thoughts. Maybe Paco is Newbie's son, or quite possibly his younger brother? Then all the funning between them is really sibling rivalry??? Things that make you go Huuummmmm... :notice: