Toilet Seat LED

[Black02Silverado]

Good night light.

 

LED toilet seat

[Greg]

Those are rice. We have a couple these. My wife loves them.

 

http://www.sani-soft.com/

[R Dogg 56]

Easy to clean - quickly release and put it in the dishwasher!

 

[capnfrantic]

Just think with the Galactika and fellow workers following these instructions at work how much better things could be....???

 

HOW TO POOP AT WORK

 

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked

back in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down

below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is

inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide

for taking a dump at work.

 

 

CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so

the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know

where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full

fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left

your pants.

 

 

FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in

and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom,

leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may

become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.

 

 

ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or

forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of

embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend

it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the

urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is

uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel

uneasy.

 

 

JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine

gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover.

If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until

everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of

what just occurred.

 

 

COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This

reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can

help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.

 

 

WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door

after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable

moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend

that the smell does not exist...... can be avoided with the use of the

COURTESY FLUSH.

 

 

OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is d**n

proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the

bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look

around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the

bathroom.

 

 

SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where

you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the

opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the

bathroom.

 

 

TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall

and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and

vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If

this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This

way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.

 

 

CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the

bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON,

or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction

with an ASTAIRE.

 

 

ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd

Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt

that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom

immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

 

 

WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the

toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a

Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

 

 

HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud

splashes in the toilet water..... often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using

Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

 

 

UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could

spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the

pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you

should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as

well as the other bathroom attendees.

[SlamminL5s]

LOL!!!!!

 

 

and the toilet seat.... SOMETHING I WOULD BUY!!! hahahaha

[SlamminL5s]

Those are rice.  We have a couple these.  My wife loves them.

 

http://www.sani-soft.com/

 

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LOL PUT IN THE DISHWASHER......

[Greg]

Those are rice.  We have a couple these.  My wife loves them.

 

http://www.sani-soft.com/

 

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LOL PUT IN THE DISHWASHER......

 

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Learn something new every day. I never knew the dishwasher was an option. It still isn't, in my book. Imagine shopping for a new dishwasher with a toilet seat under your arm. "I just want to make sure this fits."