Joke of the night

[R Dogg 56]

My girlfriend sent me this joke today. Darn near spilled my coffee onto my laptop laughing. Enjoy!

 

 

An adorable little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,

 

"Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

 

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks,

 

"Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

 

She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice,

 

"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."

 

 

[General Lee 01]

That is odd, because Today a guy at work was talking about a friend of his that owns a big Python (16 footer), and talking about his feeding regiment.

 

 

BTW, this is going to LST. It belongs there.

[roden001]