Thought of the Day

[Scyry]

(1) Zero Gravity

 

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.

 

(2) "They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and it seems as if, we're not using it anymore."

 

(3) Ten Commandments

 

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

 

(4) Washington D.C.

 

If you consider that there have been an average of 160,000 troops in theater in Iraq during the last 22 months, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000. The rate in DC is 80.6 per 100,000.

 

That means that you are more likely to be shot and killed in our Nation's Capitol, which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, than you are in Iraq.

 

Conclusion: We should immediately pull out of Washington, D.C.

[USA1Fan]

 

But they're right!