The Iraq War is Over

[Scyry]

New Military Unit: USRSF

 

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

 

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Texas, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

 

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

 

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

[MS3DALE]

Good one

Fact number 5 got my attention

[camaronut]

If I were Sterling Marlin...I would keep looking over my shoulder !!!!!!