Blind Pilots

[Scyry]

Two men dressed in Pilot's uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

 

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up.

 

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. but none is forthcoming.

 

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the end of the runway.

 

As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

 

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

 

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, "You know, John, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

[Greg]

Excellent!

[99silveradoz71]

Haha, nice

[PELICAN]

 

that is a good one

[99-2door]

Would be funny if you didn't think about how they were gonna...well fly....and land....and pin the wings on little Timmy straight.

[PELICAN]

Would be funny if you didn't think about how they were gonna...well fly....and land....and pin the wings on little Timmy straight.

 

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they have auto pilot on while they are flying. When it comes time to land a bell will go off when the reach the airport. if they hear screaming they know there are coming in too fast and as for little Timmy I hear he is recovering from the multiple pin pricks it took to get the wings straight.