Always at the ready...

[sleepur606]

A man and his friend are on a road trip. As they enter Pennsylvania, they're pulled over by a state trooper. When the trooper gets to the window, he hits the driver in the face with his nightstick.

 

The driver asks "Why'd you hit me?!" and the trooper replies, "Here in Pennsylvania, you have your license and registration ready when I get to the window."

 

After the usual conversation about why the driver was pulled over, the trooper lets the two gentlemen off with just a warning. But, before he leaves, the trooper walks over to the passenger's side of the car and hits the passenger in the face with his nightstick.

 

Wondering what the hell is wrong with the trooper, the passenger asks "Why'd you hit me...I didn't even say a word."

 

The trooper responds, "I'm just making your wish come true." The passenger looks at him confused and asks, "What wish?" The trooper says, "I know once I had gone you woulda told your buddy 'I wish he woulda tried that s**t with me!!'"

[WI_Dave]

 

Just picture someone getting hit in the face.

[99silveradoz71]

I haven't had the chance to crack anyone yet. Of course we went from the PR24(traditional baton) to the asp(metal expandable) baton a few years ago. I have delivered a dose of pepper though, and had a few delivered while I was wrestling a time or two.