Sana Claus

[PaulieK]

A little boy was taken by his father to see Santa Claus at the local mall. When the boy finally sat upon Santa's lap he was asked what he wanted for Christmas. The little boy responds " I want a f*ckin X-BOX, Some F*ckin Games, A F*CKIN Bike Etc. Santa stops him and says "Santa does'nt give presents to little boys who swear! So the little boy begins to cry, Well the father see's his son crying and rather anoyed asks Santa Why did he make his son cry? So Santa tell him that the kid gets up on his lap and when asked what he wants for Christmas replies he wants "F"in this and "F"in that etc. So The father is rather embarrased and tells Santa that he has been trying to break his son of that habbit for over a year and nothing seems to work. Santa tells him that he had the same problem with his own boy and told the Father what he could do to stop it. He tells the father that on Christmas morning fill the kids stocking with SH*T, Under the tree put a pile of SH*T with his name on it, where he sits down to brekfast put a pile of SH*T there. He will never ever swear again. So the father takes Sants's advice. Christmas morning the kid races down stairs and finds his stocking full of SH*T, Under the tree is a pile of SH*T with his name on it. He sits down to brekfast and sits in a pile of SH*T! Well a few days go by and the kid is back at school and see's his friend Tommy. He says" Hey Tommy what did you get for Christmas? Well I got a new gameboy, I got some clothes, I got a new snowboard. Why? What did you get? The kid replies " I THINK MY PARENTS GOT ME A F*CKIN DOG BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT!

[WI_Dave]

F*cking great!

[99silveradoz71]

Haha

[zippy]

It was long, but well worth it in the end...