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Pig and Sheep

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm, looks at his wife, and says:

 

"This is the pig I sleep with when I'm not with you, my darling."

 

The wife rolls her eyes and says: "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize that is a sheep!"

 

The husband looks at her a moment and replies:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"If you weren't such an idiot, you'd realize I wasn't talking to you!"

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