Grandma

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GRANDMA DOESN'T KNOW EVERYTHING

 

LITTLE TONY WAS STAYING WITH HIS GRANDMOTHER FOR A FEW

DAYS. HE'D BEEN PLAYING OUTSIDE WITH THE OTHER KIDS FOR A WHILE WHEN

HE CAME INTO THE HOUSE AND ASKED HER, "GRANDMA, WHAT IS THAT CALLED

WHEN 2 PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM AND ONE IS ON TOP OF THE

OTHER?"

 

SHE WAS A LITTLE TAKEN ABACK, BUT DECIDED TO TELL HIM

THE TRUTH. "IT'S CALLED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE, DARLING."

 

LITTLE TONY JUST SAID, "OH, OK." AND WENT BACK OUTSIDE

TO TALK AND PLAY WITH THE OTHER KIDS.

 

A FEW MINUTES LATER HE CAME BACK IN AND SAID ANGRILY,

"GRANDMA, IT IS NOT CALLED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE! IT'S CALLED BUNK BEDS...

AND JIMMY'S MOM WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!"

[99silveradoz71]

You're getting me on a roll tonight here, whew, good laugh there