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The three scariest things to hear in the Army are

when a Lutenant says "It's been my experience..."

a captain says "I have an idea.."

and a warrant officer says " whatch this s**t!!"

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Thats not cool at all CLM! Navy or Chair Force fits that description much better. They throw frisby's and ride bicycles for PT.

Glad you like it. The Navy and Air Force are too easy to pick on, they're super-pog's and they know it. So thats why we give the army hell.

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That is some funny sh%t. Proud Army puke for 11 years. As we always said when asked why we joined the army "I wasn't smart enough to get into the Air Force and not dumb enought to be a Marine". I have much love and respect for all my fellow service members.. even the Coast Guard.

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I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

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I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

Darn it, I have some good marine jokes. :cheers:

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I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

Darn it, I have some good marine jokes. :cheers:

 

Lets her em, i think ive heard em all. I think they're funny too because most of them are true.

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I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

 

Agreed, I have a buddy in the Air guard, I give him the panzie Air Force stuff all the time, and he gives me retarded Army stuff all the time. I remember at MEP's before I left for basic, all the hot girls were going Air Force. Even though Im in the reserves, I probobly do more PT at drill than my buddy in the Navy. Hes in Norfolk VA, his PT consists of playing Xbox after work...

 

I put the cave man picture on my best friends myspace, he's a Ranger and is stationed at Ft Benning. He'll prolly laugh his ass off :cheers:

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That is some funny sh%t. Proud Army puke for 11 years. As we always said when asked why we joined the army "I wasn't smart enough to get into the Air Force and not dumb enought to be a Marine". I have much love and respect for all my fellow service members.. even the Coast Guard.

 

"Even the Coast Guard"...easy there killer I am a former Coastie. Yeah we bear the brunt of many jokes but thats okay. I have heard many of them. I say it doesn't matter where you serve as long as you serve.

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