Army Humor

planedr · March 21, 2007

The three scariest things to hear in the Army are

when a Lutenant says "It's been my experience..."

a captain says "I have an idea.."

and a warrant officer says " whatch this s**t!!"

Combatvet0311 · March 21, 2007

LOL, a CWO 2 (Gunner) I worked under used to say that all the time.

kcmh · March 24, 2007

Yep I agree

2000WHITEGMC · March 26, 2007

Roger that's a good copy!

clm7214 · March 26, 2007

Now this is some good army humor. We printed these out and hung them up where i work.

Combatvet0311 · March 27, 2007

HAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO

Schmids5.3l · March 28, 2007

Thats not cool at all CLM! Navy or Chair Force fits that description much better. They throw frisby's and ride bicycles for PT.

clm7214 · March 28, 2007

Thats not cool at all CLM! Navy or Chair Force fits that description much better. They throw frisby's and ride bicycles for PT.

Glad you like it. The Navy and Air Force are too easy to pick on, they're super-pog's and they know it. So thats why we give the army hell.

uh6077 · March 28, 2007

That is some funny sh%t. Proud Army puke for 11 years. As we always said when asked why we joined the army "I wasn't smart enough to get into the Air Force and not dumb enought to be a Marine". I have much love and respect for all my fellow service members.. even the Coast Guard.

Combatvet0311 · March 28, 2007

I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

clm7214 · March 28, 2007

Yeah, were all still brothers in arms at the end of the day.

planedr · March 28, 2007

I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

Darn it, I have some good marine jokes.

clm7214 · March 28, 2007

I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

Darn it, I have some good marine jokes.

Lets her em, i think ive heard em all. I think they're funny too because most of them are true.

Schmids5.3l · March 28, 2007

I dont know if the Air Force would fit that...I do think that the caveman thing is MUCH better suited for Army or Marines. The Air Force has an intelligence about them..a feminine intelligence but one none the less. Now we also have to make a concerted effort not to piss on each others branches too much.

Agreed, I have a buddy in the Air guard, I give him the panzie Air Force stuff all the time, and he gives me retarded Army stuff all the time. I remember at MEP's before I left for basic, all the hot girls were going Air Force. Even though Im in the reserves, I probobly do more PT at drill than my buddy in the Navy. Hes in Norfolk VA, his PT consists of playing Xbox after work...

I put the cave man picture on my best friends myspace, he's a Ranger and is stationed at Ft Benning. He'll prolly laugh his ass off

kssooner · March 28, 2007

That is some funny sh%t. Proud Army puke for 11 years. As we always said when asked why we joined the army "I wasn't smart enough to get into the Air Force and not dumb enought to be a Marine". I have much love and respect for all my fellow service members.. even the Coast Guard.

"Even the Coast Guard"...easy there killer I am a former Coastie. Yeah we bear the brunt of many jokes but thats okay. I have heard many of them. I say it doesn't matter where you serve as long as you serve.