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Haha this is a funny race. So i get off the freeway, come up to a light and am going straight ahead. Next thing i know this kid from my school pulls up next to me in his beater red 1995 Honda Civic Coupe. It has those black winter looking rims and a fart can. I look voer at him and immediataly think "NICE A RICER TO OWN!" So he starts revvin his fart can (im in the Trailblazer mind you) so i rev the TB up to its 4g rev limiter in Neutral. This doofus nods at me like "Its on!" He has his dumba** hat backwords and some cheap sunglasses on with some obnoxious rap playing through his 12 year old speakers. So as the lights around us turn red, i apply the break and some gas to launch it. I click it into third and wait. It turns green and i am to the wood. Immediatly i jump on the automatic Honda about 2 lengths. He just goes back from there and i pull about 5 on him lol

 

So we get to the enxt light and this total reject of society asks me "What you got under that hood? That thing MUST be turboed." and im like, "No, just a straight six. Your car is just god awful slow." (I said that right as the light turned green so i could get away from his ass if i pissed him off lol) so i take off, leavin him in my dust.

 

Ricers, its whats for dinner.

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Gotta love ricers....they give us something to do. ;)

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