Santa

[planedr]

Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal

Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the

Pre-Christmas Flight Check.

 

 

In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the

Reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was

in order. He knew they would examine all his equipment and truly put

Santa's flying skills to the test.

 

 

The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the Reindeer

Harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly

reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous

payload.

 

 

Finally, they were ready for the check ride. Santa got in and fastened

his Seatbelt and shoulder harness and checked the compass. Then the

examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a 270 Winchester

Rifle.

 

 

"What's that for?!?" asked Santa incredulously.

 

 

The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this ahead

of time", as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna

lose an engine on takeoff."

 

[Draenor]

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