A Spin On The Thread That Got Me Here

[SnakeEyeSS]

Let's ring in the New Year with some humor

 

It was a odd poll that got me started here long ago the "which way do you prefer the toilet paper roll to face" thread. may it RIP.

 

Who remembers the old Cottonelle Ripples commerical:

 

"ripples means a cleaner bottom, and I'm the only one that's got'em!"

 

 

Where did this come from?

 

Well, married for alomost a half year now, we recently hit the household debate over which BRAND OF TOLIET PAPER?

 

I was a C-Ultra Soft, but the C-Ultra Strong is nearly as soft and lasts MUCH longer.

[2000DV4.8]

I'm gonna have to go with Quilted Northern. But my mom's a hippie, and buys the all natural stuff. Sometimes it still has chunks of wood in it...

[-Devil-]

i go for whatever is the cheapest ... it is just gonna end up full of s**t and flushed down the tube before ya know it anyways...

[dietz4ibanez]

quilted northern is what I have right now so thats what I picked!

[SoCalChris]

Sometimes it still has chunks of wood in it...

 

That means that it's time to buy your own stuff. Wood chunks don't belong anywhere in that area.

 

[Darkanion]

I think we use that "with chunks of wood still in it" stuff at work. I try to avoid going at work, but some times you just have to... Regardless, at home, I go easy on myself... Charmin Ultra Soft. I don't care if it is more expensive. I'm worth it! hehe!

[General Lee 01]

Regardless, at home, I go easy on myself...

 

 

Really man? I find it pretty hard to go on myself... even at home!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Sorry man, I could not for the life of me resist that one!

 

 

I don't do the toilet paper buying for the household, but Cottonelle is what we use.

[Darkanion]

Really man? I find it pretty hard to go on myself... even at home!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...Sorry man, I could not for the life of me resist that one!

 

HAHAHAA!! That was pretty good! I guess I did leave the door open for that one.

 

Note To Self : Re-read posts more thoroughly..

[StoneyPgh]

What, no corncob option?

[General Lee 01]

Or Holly Tree leaf?

[Silverado4x4]

Charmin is a toilet clogger. But sometimes after 5-6 trips to the toilet from eating mexican and spicey food a water squirt gun does the trick........................................J/K

[thecraft]

Poison Ivy!

[General Lee 01]

Charmin is a toilet clogger. But sometimes after 5-6 trips to the toilet from eating mexican and spicey food a water squirt gun does the trick........................................J/K

 

 

I usually pull out the old pillow cases on mexican night......

[SoCalChris]

When I was in scouts, we had a guy go in an old outhouse that didn't have any TP in it. He came out, and found a pipe wrapped in some stuff. He tore a little off, and used it to clean himself up. Turns out that what he grabbed was a handful of fiberglass.

 

 

You've never seen a guy more uncomfortable hiking than he was that afternoon. We laughed about that for years.

[planedr]

i go for whatever is the cheapest ... it is just gonna end up full of s**t and flushed down the tube before ya know it anyways...

A comedian (I can't remember who) once said "you're never too poor to buy cheap toilet paper!"