In The Bar Last Night

[Controller]

So I was in the bar last night and this good looking blond comes up to me and starts talking, so I was thinking..what ever, I'll play along, I was wearing a camoflage ball cap and she asks me if I shoot ducks, and I say no I hunt deer....you know I kill bambi, and she turns and walks away...................I am soooo smooooth with the ladies.

[Draenor]

Depends on how old she was too. Ya could of said you hunted cougars...

 

 

Next time bring one of those surgens caps. Then you can say I play doctor, time for an examine.

[Woodcutter]

Ahh, yes. Camo apparel. Weeds 'em out real fast!

[Rocco715]

You need to up your game man lol.

[Draenor]

..say you hunt...beaver...

[Controller]

You need to up your game man lol.

 

I'm married....I was just flirting a little

 

 

..say you hunt...beaver...

 

That would have been a excellent response...But then I might have gotten slapped

[VMax2007]

You need to up your game man lol.

 

I'm married....I was just flirting a little

 

 

..say you hunt...beaver...

 

That would have been a excellent response...But then I might have gotten slapped

 

 

I fail to see the problem here?

[Vmax225]

haha some women i swear.

[Draenor]

You need to up your game man lol.

 

I'm married....I was just flirting a little

 

 

..say you hunt...beaver...

 

That would have been a excellent response...But then I might have gotten slapped

 

 

I fail to see the problem here?

 

..married huh..

...I dont see the problem either...

...Well just say you trap beaver. You catch them. UM..tag them... and release. No slap, and the misses shouldn't have a problem either.

[svensk]

lmao....Git er done!

[98silvz71]

You need to up your game man lol.

 

I'm married....I was just flirting a little

 

 

..say you hunt...beaver...

 

That would have been a excellent response...But then I might have gotten slapped

 

 

I fail to see the problem here?

 

 

[dietz4ibanez]

Wow, she could have noticed your wedding ring unless of coarse you dont wear one!

[pennzoil29]

Here she is. I think he was afraid.

 

 

[Schmids5.3l]

Should have told her you hunted 9-13 yr old girls and she was to old for you.

 

lol.. you have about as much game as my best friend:

Situation = drunk, at bar, just met good looking girl, were playing darts or whatever, he has known her for less than an hour:

 

"Hey, do you wanna go out to my truck"

"hahaha, No"

"Come on"

"thats ok I'm fine"

"I have an extended cab, there's lots of room"

"uhhh...."

''please"

(me thinking to self) "God no, not again."

"I gotta go.."

(me) "your a f***ing tard, Jim"

[BigJayDogg3]

Should have told her you hunted 9-13 yr old girls and she was to old for you.

 

lol.. you have about as much game as my best friend:

Situation = drunk, at bar, just met good looking girl, were playing darts or whatever, he has known her for less than an hour:

 

"Hey, do you wanna go out to my truck"

"hahaha, No"

"Come on"

"thats ok I'm fine"

"I have an extended cab, there's lots of room"

"uhhh...."

''please"

(me thinking to self) "God no, not again."

"I gotta go.."

(me) "your a f***ing tard, Jim"