Nudist Colony

[pennzoil29]

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>> A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his

>> first day he took off

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>>

>>

>> his clothes and started to wander around the area. A

>> gorgeous petite

>> blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection.

>>

>> The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked,

>> 'did you

>> call for me?'

>>

>> The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'

>>

>> She said, 'You must be new here. Let me explain.

>> It's a rule here that

>> if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.'

>> Smiling, she led him to the

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>>

>>

>>

>> side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel eagerly

>> pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with

>> her.

>>

>> Later, the man continued to explore th e colony's

>> facilities. He entered

>> the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a

>> huge, hairy

>> man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.

>>

>> 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.

>>

>> 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.

>>

>> 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man,

>> 'It's a rule that if you fart,

>> it implies that you called for me.' The huge man easily

>> spun him around,

>> put him over a bench and had his way with the newcomer.

>>

>> The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he

>> was greeted by a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I

>> help you?' she asked.

>>

>> 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key

>> back and you can keep the $500 membership fee.'

>>

>> 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been

>> here a few hours. You haven't had a chance to see all

>> our facilities.'

>>

>> 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an

>> erection once a month, but I fart 15 times a day. I'm

>> outta here.'

>>

[VMax2007]

Only 15 times a day??? WTF is wrong with him?