Women Drivers

[Mikeee]

Women Drivers!

 

This morning on the interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear-view mirror, putting on her eyeliner!

 

I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back, she was halfway over into my lane, still working on that makeup.

 

As a man, I don't scare easily ... but she scared me so much I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, I knocked the cell phone away from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned "Big Jim and the Twins", ruined the damn cell phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call!

 

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

[Zembonez]

[tobias]

Friggin' Chicks.

[2000DV4.8]

 

[weymard]

In Russia the moujiks have an expression for women driver : just a monkey with grenade (explosives) pulled the pin out

Sorry Ladies it is just a joke no please no on my head !

[dietz4ibanez]

wow, who is the woman? haha