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Apples are better because nothing rhymes with orange.

 

 

 

Besides, Tim Conway wouldn't be what he is today if they named that movie: The Orange Dumpling Gang Rides Again.

Posted
Apples will never squirt you in the eye either... :crackup:

 

Sure they will. Good orchard apples will.

 

 

Trust Jeff. If there's a guy who knows a thing or two about getting squirted in the eye, it's him. :smash::smash::crackup:

 

Sorry, Jeff. This probably sets a horrible precedent but who'd expect less?

 

R.I.P. - PUNkMAX thread

Posted
Apples are better because nothing rhymes with orange.

 

 

 

Besides, Tim Conway wouldn't be what he is today if they named that movie: The Orange Dumpling Gang Rides Again.

 

What about Light Orange? Exactly.

Posted

Apples suck. Except in apple pie. Can't make a very good orange pie. Plus, orange is a color. And a juice. And a fruit. but there are no Granny Smith Oranges. but if you freeze an orange in liquid nitrogen it shatters pretty well.

Posted
Oranges make better Vodka drinks.

 

Apples make better projectiles.

 

 

Yep, this is very true.....did anybody use apples as weapons in their earlier years?

Posted

Yup...We made apple guns instead of potato guns.

 

 

Of course, that's probably because we had a dozen or so apple trees and no potato field.

Posted
Apples will never squirt you in the eye either... :crackup:

 

Sure they will. Good orchard apples will.

 

 

Trust Jeff. If there's a guy who knows a thing or two about getting squirted in the eye, it's him. :smash::smash::crackup:

 

Sorry, Jeff. This probably sets a horrible precedent but who'd expect less?

 

R.I.P. - PUNkMAX thread

 

 

That's OK daddy, I had it comin, after all, I nailed ya in this thread and you evidently haven't noticed yet:

 

http://www.gm-trucks.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=77554

Posted
Oranges make better Vodka drinks.

 

Apples don't need to be mixed with vodka. Their juice can be fermented into a great (And potent) drink without having to add any other liquor.

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