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Valentines Day


bassdog

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding

man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on

bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then

takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.

 

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding

man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out

1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

 

"But why?" asks the man.

 

"I'm a divorce lawyer."

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