The Blonde atthe Gas station

[General Lee 01]

Ol' Ernie is sitting in his booth at the "pay before you pump" Gas station. So he has a line of people come up "$5 on pump #1", "$10 on pump #4", and so on.

 

Well this blonde lady walks up and says "I'll put $20 on Pump #4!". So Ernie takes her money and then the lady walks off. 5 minutes later the lady jumps up and down and runs up to Ernie's booth.

 

Blonde: "Whoo-Hoo! I knew this was my lucky day!"

 

Ernie: "Ma'am, haven't you already paid and left?"

 

Blond: "Yes, but pump #4 won, so I'm here to collect my winnings."

[Sarah99GXE]

:sarcasm: NEXT!

 

 

 

BTW - I'm not blonde so I didn't take offense, but are some really bad blonde jokes out there..this happens to be one of them

[General Lee 01]

Whatis a blonde's mating call?

 

:sarcasm: NEXT!

 

 

You got it Sarah!

 

 

BTW, I am blonde, so I don't care.

[Jpshostr]

:sarcasm: NEXT!

I agree, I think this one qualifies as a dud.

[chevy4x4trucks]

See, this is what happens when blondes try to write there own blonde jokes.

 

Where's the smiley that lets me shake my head at the general for making me read that joke and then re-read it because I couldn't find the funny part.

[General Lee 01]

Nah, You guys just don't know a good joke when you see it. J\K

 

Well, what can I say, all my good ones would get me fired from moderating.

[gandolphxx]

But which pump took place and show - I had hedged my bet