devils chevy

[pacodiablo]

The Devil drove a Chevy down to Georgia

looking for a soul to steal

And he was in a bind

'Cause he was way behind

And was willin' to make a deal.

 

When he came upon this young man driving

a Ford and drivin' it hot

The Devil jumped up on a hickory

stump and said,

"Boy let me tell you what:

 

I bet you didn't know it

but I'm a truck driver too,

And if you care to take a dare

I'll make a bet with you

Now you drive a pretty good truck there boy

But give the devil his due

I'll bet a unlimited change of oil against your soul

'Cause I think I'm better than you."

 

The boy said, "My name's Raoul

And it might be a sin

But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret

'Cause I'm the best that's ever been."

 

Raoul you row your own and drive your

Ford right hard 'Cause ####'s broke loose in Georgia

And the devil deals the cards

And if you win you get lifetime changes of your oil

But if you lose the devil gets your soul.

 

The devil turned his ignition key and he said,

"I'll start this show."

And fire flew from his exhaust tips

As he powerbraked his bow

And he pumped his rpms up and down

And it made an evil hiss

Then a band of demons joined in

And it sounded something like this

(insert scary noise here)

 

When the devil finished Raoul said,

"Well you're pretty good ol' son!

But sit back in that vinyl bench right there

And let me show you how it's done!"

 

Fire on the mountain, run boys run

Devil's in the house of the rising sun

Chickens in the breadpan, picking out dough

Granny does your dog bite? No, child, no

 

The devil closely examined his timeslip

and he knew that he'd been beat,

He laid that Lifetime oil change certificate

On the ground at Raoul's feet

Raoul said, "Devil, just come on back

if you ever wanna try again.

"I'll be needin' some free tune ups

so next time bring a Dodge!"

 

Originally posted by Raoul at PUTC

[k1500chevy97]

I like this one better paco

 

 

The Devil Went down to Jamaica

 

The devil went to Jamaica

he was lookin to sell some weed

he was doin fine they were standin line.

it was excellent weed indeed.

 

When came across this young man

who was likewise peddling pot

and the devil slid down the beach to the kid

and said boy let me tell ya what

 

I guess you kinda figured

I'm a reefer head of course

and after all this time I guess that

I'm a conusor of sorts

 

Now your stuff smells ok

but this could tranquilize a horse

I'll bet a million in cash

against your stash

cus think mines better than yours

 

The boy said my name's Chris

and you ain't smoked nothin yet

one hit of this grass will kick your ass

you got yourself a bet

 

Chris roll a ball of hash

and make sure it's the bomb

because the devil's got the kind of

stuff they smoked in Vietnam

You'll get a million smackaroos in cash

if you can cope

but if you can't the devil gets your dope.

 

The devil packed a bong with a little Acapulco Gold

and resin flew from his finger tips as he fired up his bowl

he filled that chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit

as they passed it back and forth it gave them both a coughing fit

 

when the bowl was finished Chris said hey man that stuff was great

but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate

Nirvanic Fyre, Sweet Mary Jane

The devil's in the backyard frying his brain

Zig zag filled with the diggity dank

hold on tight it will hit you like a tank

 

the devil nodded off cus he knew that he was stoned,

and he asked if he could buy an ounce of the stuff that Chris owned

Chris said devil just come on back if you ever want to catch a buzz

I told you once you Sonuvabitch my fyre's the best there ever was.

 

And they Fired up doobies one by one.

Ain't a gonna stop until the bag is done

Green as a bull frog, sticky as glue.

J-Junkie do ya get high? :thumb:

Yes I do!

 

Originally posted by fishinfreak at PUTC