JOTD: "Baseball"....

[Bad Bowtie2]

At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?"

 

The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

 

"Do you understand that what matters is, whether we win or lose together as a team?"

 

The little boy nodded "yes"

 

"So" the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head.”

 

"Do you understand all that?"

 

"The little boy nodded "yes".

 

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's NOT good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb a$$' is it?"

 

The little boy shook his head "NO".

 

"GOOD!" said the coach.

 

"Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother."

 

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