It happened so fast....

[General Lee 01]

Ok, we worked at Roanoke yesterday &  today, we gto off at 1pm. Mom let me drive back I was driving down I-64 again. I was passing a Truker the left (passing) lane, and the trucker cuts us off.  His backend of the trailer clipped our front bumper, and ripped it off (Well, it's halfway on now)

 

I was pissed at the driver! and a little scared at the jolt.

 

 

Luck may have it that a rest stop was nearby. He goes into it, I followed  him.

 

I parked about 20  feet from his rig.

 

Before I had time to get out, he hopped out the truck, and said "What the f*k is your problem?!" and I shouted back "What the f*ck is yours?! A**Hole!" Then I said "Maybe you should go back to Wal-Mart where you got your  CDL and  ask for a refund! Chickenf*ker!"

 

And he said "I'm gonna get you, you sh*thead!" and charged at me.

 

I was scared, and really pissed so I grabbed the nearest weapon, a box cutter, that was in my poket. He lunged at me, and I stabbed him in the arm. He screamed and jumped back.

 

I got out (Now I know it was not the right decision)

 

Then reached into his pockett,  and I saw it, he was pulling a gun out. My mind reacted "I'm not going down without a fight" and I charged at him with the knife again.

 

I got him in the chest, and he fell over onto his back. When I yanked the blade out, I could tell I ruptured an arterie or something, blood was starting  to come out.

 

I was angry, so I started punching him while he was laying down.

 

Now, people started pulling me off the guy. Cops finally got there, and immediately put me in cuffs.

 

We sat there for an hour, Ambulance came and took the guy.

 

And, they  finally threw me  in the back seat and took me & mom to  jail to sort it all out.

 

They Questioned me for an hour, then they ccame to the conclusion I reacted  in Self-defense and let me go.

 

 

I found out the guy died on the way to the hospital from blood loss.

 

The cops  said they'll all if they need anything else.

 

Oh boy,  what a day.

[General Lee 01]

Had  yall  going there for a minute, didn't I?

 

I'm sorry if my sick and twisted April fools prank offended yall.  (yes, I know! I'm a  sum-beech! ) I had to  do something to try and top Ryan's trick.

 

Well, did it work?

[MarkD]

Ya had me till you said "he was pulling out a gun".  I knew you weren't posting this from a holding cell.

[Jersey Tahoe LT]

If you kept it to a simple fist fight you would have totally had me.  But as soon as you said Box Cutter it killed it.

 

Later,

Brandon

[RyanbabZ71]

I had to  do something to try and top Ryan's trick

 

who said it was a trick  

[chevy4x4trucks]

Almost believable until that chicken f&cker line.  For some reason I can't picture you yelling that at a trucker.

 

 

There's this X-terra for sale by my house w/ a cool aftermarket bumper, similar to a roadarmor one, I was going to snap a picture of it and tell you to get one a few days ago, then I started reading this and think, cool, you'll need a new bumper anyways.  Dirty trick

[95whtZR2]

HAHAHA, funny, but I was pretty sure it was unbelievable, for example was your mom just sitting in the car while the truck driver was gonna shoot you? Still pretty good...

 

Tom

[General Lee 01]

Well, I had to do something.

 

I  was pissed because I totally forgot about April 1st until I saw Ryanbab's traded truck thread.

 

There was one I did a couple years ago, that was a  total Riot. Was trying to keep  up with my usual form of doing a good joke on April Fools. And well, that  was it.    

 

Some partsof this story were true.

 

A Tractor Trailer did cut us off last night, and we got pissed, wrote down the license plate and were fixing to call the state  police. But mom backed out for some reason. (Mom was driving, not me)

[City_Slicker]

I wouldve flipped ou and cut his head off like ninja dude. Just kidding.

[RyanbabZ71]

I wouldve flipped ou and cut his head off like ninja dude.  

 

if he would have had ninjas killing people i would have beleived it

 

[Elwood]

I started getting skeptical early, but I was going to wait and see, then the gun gave it away for sure.