Exam Time

[BlackSilver]

A high school English teacher reminded her class of tomorrow's final exam.

 

"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow.

 

I might consider a nuclear attack, serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family -- but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

 

A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

 

The entire class did its best to stifle the laughter and snickering.

 

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, "I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

[MountaineerTom]

 

Moved to the Lighter Side of Trucks forum.

[The SPEEDY]

Thats to good.