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The Italian says,"When I've a finished a makina da love ithah my wife,I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstacy."

 

The Frenchman replies."Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above bed in pure ecstasy."

 

  The redneck says, "That ain't nothing buddy! When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains. She hits the fukin' ceiling!

 

 

LMFAO

:cool:  :flag:  :D

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