Dear Abby

[bummed-n-Md]

>

> Dear Abby:

>

> I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a

> carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia

> and one of my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a

> transvestite.

>

> My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and

> selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who

> are prostitutes in Jersey City.

>

> I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in

> Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other

> brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges

> of sexual misconduct with his three children.

>

> I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who

> lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.

>

> All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and

> look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be

> totally honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is

> French?

>

>

> Signed,

> Worried About My Reputation

 

(for the blondes out there, yes, this is a joke.   )

[chevy4x4trucks]

Oh man, that was great  :hail:    :hail: