Cell Phone in the Locker Room

[Greg]

--Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

 

MAN: "Hello"

 

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

 

MAN: "Yes"

 

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's

only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

 

MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it.

 

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."

 

MAN: "How much?"

 

WOMAN: "$60,000"

 

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

 

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

 

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."

 

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

 

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

 

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in

astonishment.

 

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

[MCourson]

 

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I got that one in my email this morning!!

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