THINGS NOT TO SAY TO YOUR WIFE!!!!

[citydriver]

My wife and I were having a slightly heated coversation When she calls me a LOSER

So I agreed with her and then added..SOOO...I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MRS.LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

I should've kept my mouth shut anyone ever see a 4'8" Italian woman when she's PI$$ED...not a pretty sight

 

ANYONE ELSE LAND UP IN THE DOGHOUSE?

[99silveradoz71]

Ah yes, the "wrong answer" comment, been there, though no wife.

 

On a side note, I went to college with a guy who's last name was Loeser or something along those lines. Of course we took a few letters out.

[SnakeEyeSS]

SOOO...I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU MRS.LOSER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

ANYONE ELSE LAND UP IN THE DOGHOUSE?

I dub thee Sir Capps Locke

[LikeaRock14]

My dad gives me all kinds of tips. i.e:

 

"Never mary an intalian, I had two, ugh.........wait, you're italian ffrom your mom's side. HAHA sucks for you"

 

I guess its a decent tip lol[

 

OH YEAH!!!

anyone ever see a 4'8" Italian woman when she's PI$$ED...not a pretty sight 

 

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^ is equal to mi madre

[rhilton]

If your wife/girlfriend asks you if she looks fat and you tell her... haha

[mhraracing]

Yeah....my wife hit me with that a few weekends ago ....."DO these pants make me look fat..??" - So I shot back...."Honey - Its not the pants that make you look fat....... Its the fat that makes you look fat" !!

 

Needless to say......I havent gotten any "action" for a while now !!!

[rhilton]

Yeah....my wife hit me with that a few weekends ago ....."DO these pants make me look fat..??" - So I shot back...."Honey - Its not the pants that make you look fat....... Its the fat that makes you look fat" !!

 

Needless to say......I havent gotten any "action" for a while now !!!

haha, you must have a loving relationship now. That'll be stored in the back of her mind, and brought up EVERY SINGLE FIGHT you get in. haha. Sucks for you

[ugeesta]

I made a comment to my wife when we first started dating. It was something like I never dated a girl with a "pooch" before

 

Needless to say, that comment now is the comment that will never die, never be laid to rest and always brought up in arguments.

 

Yea. It's safe to say that her weight is the number one issue that will get you cut off

[rhilton]

I made a comment to my wife when we first started dating. It was something like I never dated a girl with a "pooch" before

 

Needless to say, that comment now is the comment that will never die, never be laid to rest and always brought up in arguments.

 

Yea. It's safe to say that her weight is the number one issue that will get you cut off

There is always a time to lie to your wife/girlfriend (I keep doing that because I have a girlfriend, but applies to wives too) and when it's about her weight, lie boys. Also lie about her hair and perfume. There's many more, but I'm getting off topic, and am afraid of getting this topic closed.

[Wingnut]

I never lie about anything to women. Ever.

 

It's a steep learning curve for them....They figure out what not to ask really, really fast.

[rhilton]

that works too, it's so much easier if you don't lie, cause then you can just keep up with the things you say wrong, and don't have to remember the lies.

[LikeaRock14]

Heh...

My bro's ex was seriously a size 2, and some of her friends would say "What the hell girl, you're too skinny. What are you a size zero???"

She'd come back wit this:

"OMG!!! ARE YOU SAYING I'M FAT?!?!?!?!?!"

So so sad

 

My friend/neighbor Jenee complains about her so-called "huge ass" sometimes

I'm like WTF?!?!?!?!?! I see nothing but beauty down there! Not that's the only thing I see heh, but you get the point.

 

I'm lucky, usually girls don't ask me those kinds of questions, usually it's "Hey shorty, how do muh girls look *wink wink*" hehehehehe

I'm good at changing the subject too

[rhilton]

 

I can answer you in just smilies

[jmhornz71]

I was having an argument with my second wife(on third now) and she was calling me everything in the book. I was just siting there listening. When she finished I said "I think you forgot a few" well let me tell you she had more saved up. That was about it for that marriage, thank god

[rhilton]

I was having an argument with my second wife(on third now) and she was calling me everything in the book. I was just siting there listening. When she finished I said "I think you forgot a few" well let me tell you she had more saved up. That was about it for that marriage, thank god

That is a good one.