Muslim suicide mystery

[elboberino]

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

 

No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties.

 

No Home Depot.

 

No pork, BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No lobster, No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No jambalaya.

 

More than one wife.

 

Rags for clothes and towels for hats. Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.

 

No chocolate chip cookies.

 

No Christmas.

 

You can't shave. Your wives can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

 

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.

 

Your bride is picked by someone else. She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition.

 

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

 

I mean, really, IS THERE A MYSTERY HERE ??

[R Dogg 56]

 

[5.3LSilverado01]

[TROYROBO]

[MoJo]

Here's a few more;

No Internet.

No organized sports, stadiums or tailgate parties. Actually, no tailgates

Sand everywhere and not a dune buggy in sight.

Ever try to fish at an oasis?

Eating only with your right hand cause you wipe your bottom only with your

left. Like life isn't complicated enough already.

No music.

No radio.

If you kill infidels in the act of suicide, you get 100 virgins.

Suddanly, suicide sounds like a deal!

[NOS#9BIGMAC]

 

gotta love the USA