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One day an Irishman, who has been stranded on a desert island for over  ten years, sees an unusual speck on the horizon. "It's certainly not a  ship", he thinks to himself. As the speck gets closer and closer, he  begins to rule out the possibilities of a small boat, then even a raft. 

 

Suddenly, emerging from the surf comes a drop dead gorgeous blonde  wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She approaches the stunned man and  says to him, "Tell me how long has it been since you've had a  cigarette?" "Ten years," replies the Irishman.  With that, she  reaches  over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls  out a  pack of fresh cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag  and  says, "Faith and begorah! Is that  good!"

 

And how long  has it been since you've had a sip of whisky?" she asks  him. Trembling,  the castaway replies, "Ten years." She reaches over,  unzips her right  sleeve, pulls out a flask and hands it to him. He opens  the flask, takes a  long swig and says, "'Tis absolutely fantastic!"

 

At this point she  starts slowly unzipping the long zipper that runs down  the front of her  wet suit, looks at the man and asks, "And how long has  it been since  you've played around?" With tears in his eyes, the man  falls to his knees  and sobs, "Oh, sweet Jesus, don't tell me you've got  golf clubs in there  too."

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